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asks:
Is your dick hard?

20daysofjune:

no but life is

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

  • Me:

    am I mean?

  • Friend:

    yes

  • Me:

    who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

lightspeedsound:

Bethann Hardison on racism in the fashion industry.

From About Face: Supermodels then and now

rhydonmyhardon:

teaching this living cupcake how to be a ruthless fucking cannibal